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HAHAHAAHA

Don't try to make a tutorial if you suck at flash. It's so messy. What would you learn from? THANKS FOR TEACHING ME HOW TO COPY AND PASTE A CODE NOW I KNOW EVERYTHING.

adam2510 responds:

... what the fuck?

I'm sorry.

This was too awful for words. People know what the forums are for. People know what moderators are. Only a complete noob of the internet and Life would NOT know anything in this article, and it doesn't teach anything at all. "Flamers and Trolls are looking around for a fight" is probably the only useful sentence in this thing. It's all too short and looks like it was scrapped in a hurry.

Next time, elaborate more on Memes, how the general population are idiots, how to manipulate them, how to tell a bull shit story from the truth, etc. This tutorial was not helpful at all. If I was a newbie to newgrounds, which is the general 'audience' for this flash, I would not have benefited at all from this.

Sispri responds:

Hence the tutorial. Not for regulars. Meant for noobs.

nice

I liked it, but the milk is ALWAYS spoiling. Try to fix that. Good game though.

nice, i guess

it was entertaining, but I didn't like how shield and life were the only definite values. It'd be more fun if there was fine damage instead of random damage.

awesome flash

the game's kinda boring, but the end was hilarious.

Zachary responds:

BIG BALD RON

good effort

but you should make it more doable. It's too hard.

soooo addicting

I love it. It's easy to play and fun to play again. 10/10

excellent job

I liked how The Soul Man had a dick instead of a whistle. :D

Little-Rena responds:

Yep, he also drew that just so you know ;)

Nice Job

This was very well done. The only complaints I have are that there is hardly a plot, and that it was kinda repetitive. I can see all the effort though!

Too tedious and difficult.

This whole thing had a great concept, but the movement is so tedious, as well as the action.

If we had to collect all the coins, that would be so boring to have to slowly hop back up a hill to collect them. Likewise, combodirectional coins were so hard to beat.

And, the whole "fall on your head you die" thing was utterly pointless and detracted from the actual game.

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