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[jemparody]

sucked

Poorly animated, and it wasn't funny. The other parodies were much better than this.

silvaness responds:

wow..(kk) all of your animations suck!!!! you said everything chris said!
your prob gay like him too.

["Unblamable" The Movie]

masterpiece

omfg

Kottbullar responds:

Thanks!

[Madness Portal- Trailer]

pretty meh

It's a trailer -- too short.

And how come the mood is so slow? If this was realistic the guy would have whipped around and started shooting.

Methlodis responds:

Well, knowing that is a teaser trailer, to get people interested yes it is short, as are most TEASER trailers are. And the mood is a bit slow because the character is trying to get his bearings on where he is, though if you cared to read any of the other reveiws I have told many people that the action picks up a much greater pace in the scenes after. Also what do you mean the agent would start shooting? The guy? He's behind a crate and until the main character jumps through the portal is closed. Dude use some logic, its just a Teaser.

[Freezepop's JEM!]

you have inspired me with this incredible video

I am going to make a flash movie about this.

[Anime - Theatre]

points for effort

but overall the animation was choppy and pointless. There was no concept, and even for still images, not animated images, there were jagged brush strokes that ruined it.

[[L7C] Preview of RC #8]

hahaha very random

This is so random! I love it, because obviously random MUST be funny, right? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA! Seriously I'm having stiches!

[Magician]

Nice use of special effects!

Loved it, especially at the end, "revenge." Hilarious, make some more!

[Awesome Compilation Vol 6]

haha

I have to admit, this one actually made me laugh, especially the trauma center one. Much better than compilation 5, but could still use some improvement in the humor.

[bored artist]

sigh

no comment on this one.

[bored artist 2]

once again

the graphics sucked. Stick figure antics?

The background is white, and even if you ARE a bored artist, nothing made sense, and the animation was awful. Just awful.

I couldn't even understand what you were saying half the time, either.

and it wasn't funny.

If you added a background, changed your voice acting or hirer a voice actor, and made the graphics more than just stick figures, I'd give it a 3/5.

But right now it's not so good.

== This review was not abusive, because I gave constructive criticism ==

adam2510 responds:

i dont care