Kyothine's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Causes]

It was okay...

It was funny, and the graphics weren't too bad, but I didn't like how there were so many music files cut off in each scene. Also, it was a little hard to tell that the cloud that floated by was 'global warming' without your author's comment.

Still, the part where that eastern cow exploded was hilarious.

Imacow responds:

Yeah, I thought that was funny too. But it was a little racist.

[After the robbery]

Okay?

The animation itself was pretty unrealistic. The direction of where the hand was coming from also made it look like he was just a cardboard cut out with someone's hand infront of it.

The humor was alright, but I got tired after hearing him say, in a low voice, "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

[Madness: Deus Ex Machina]

Oh shiitttt...

That was spectacular. Excellent use of colors and even though there was little to no dialogue I could understand the whole thing. The only thing that I didn't like was the fact that the camera shook too much. The special effects were awesome, though.

[Bjorn: Private Eye]

Haha

That 'No, you a bitch!' thing at the end was really funny. And the 'your mom' joke.

[FBF Randomness 2!]

Uh...

Well, I can see that it was great effort, but FBF stuff is generally frowned by NG if it is like a stick figure/blurry thing with lines thing.

Also, the graphics weren't very smooth and they kept wiggling. I got bored of it very fast.

Still, good effort.

JUSTIN-BAILEY responds:

Meh, I think it FBF does fairly well on NG, but that's my opinion.

[Anti-Kitty Krew]

The following reasons why this movie fails.

1: Too short. It's just a freaking intro.
2: It bashes a spam flash group with a SERIOUS group that fails just as much as the bashed group pretends to be.
3: Get your own style.
4: Not funny.
5: WTF? No sound?

Try again next time.

Tomajko responds:

Good opinions, but here is
reasons why it's a sucess:
1:People know about the Anti Kitty Krew.
2:It didn't get blammed.
3:Other people liked it.

[FlashBack 00]

Graphics were awesome

You made the characters look WAY more decent looking in flash. Cassandra actually looked like a GIRL in this flash! Keep it up! I love it.

[PicoDay: PathwayThroughNG]

okay

some of the parodies were really funny (like Blockhead, and Bad Guys). The DK one was nice too (parody of that Mario DBZ, right?)

The There she is! parody really sucked, though, as did the beginning with classic Pico.

calcoA responds:

Yes, the DK one was a parody of SMBZ.

Sorry to hear about There She Is, and Pico's School.

Thanks for the nice review though. :)

[Message for the KK]

hmmm...

yes.

UziUnion responds:

:]

[CC trailer]

Mhem.

Yes, well the actual plot and graphics are pretty good. This might be a promising movie. The bad part is that the animation is a minimum (unless it's supposed to be like that so it looks like a trailer) and the sound effects were terrible. Once you revise it a little, as I said before, this might be a promising movie.