Kyothine's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Beryllium]

bahahahahaha

This is hilarious.

[Brawl Funnies [Dick 1]]

This is hilarious.

This is much funnier than the actual videos. You MUST upload this to YouTube just to see the idiots get all butthurt over this.

[How 2 Succeed on NG pt.2]

Why did I never see this?

This is unbelievably funny. "Look at me I'm talking in a WACKY voice blaeugauauua"

[Metropolis Circuit]

Sexy as hell.

I love the use of gradients in the coloring, and the animation in general. One thing that I liked was the really eased-in kind of motion. This is a fantastic flash and the fact that cooking sama is rated higher than this makes me cry.

[Red VS. Black Ani]

It's okay.

The graphics were subpar, but I guess that's fine since it's a stick figure movie. My main concern is the lack of sound. Yes, I will give you shit about the sound: it's a major part of the flash. The animation was fine, but sound would make it infinitely better.

[maui melon mint]

Poor.

The graphics were awful, and it was hardly funny at all. The concept is good, but the problem is the execution of the joke.

[-8bit Clouds- Collab]

Poor

I liked the game in the beginning, but this whole collab was really low quality. The art was bad, and there was no storyline to it. The song was catchy, but you didn't make it.

The problem with all these "restrained" collabs (like the one-layer collab, the only lines collab, the one day collab, etc) is that they're just an excuse to do poorly but still be rated high.

Seriously, when you limit yourself to something, you're supposed to catch the audience by surprise, like "oh, it's just a pixel collab, and it's going to be horri-HOLY SHIT THATS AWESOME" not "oh, it's just a pixel collab, and it's going to be --wait, wait!!- no, it's horrible."

So, in summary, poor art, no storyline, pointless, and boring. Try to be more impressive next time.

[Asaroki 01- The Outsider]

Hilarious!!

Hahaha. I love how the animation is so purposely bad. The shading is just the right amount of awful, and the tweening was so blocky that I couldn't stop from laughing out loud. I nearly fell off my chair when the purple-eyed kid said "huh?" and raised his eyes up to his forehead. I especially liked how you split every single body part into a conspicuous symbol, so a whole arm would have 5 circles where the fingertips, fingers, hands, forearms, and shoulder were.

This is a great message to fanimators who can't draw. Kudos to you.

ArtistGamerGal responds:

Stop watching my videos if you hate them so much. I know you like sitting on your little soap box talking about what you think you know about animation, but you haven't submitted anything that says you have the skills to back it up. Some people are just learning and trying to have fun. Learn to check where you're standing before you open your mouth.

[Sprite A Day: 36]

Terrible.

I'll do this by part.

Dante- His was slightly funny, but he ruins it by including "keyboard cat lololol" for 5 minutes.

MeatwadSprite- It was just a loop of someguy turning around and around, then getting punched. That's not funny.

SupaPeeves- was probably the funniest, but again it's ruined by the horrid animation and overtweening.

Khawner- his part was TERRIBLY overtweened. Even when the sprite was moving, he had to make it bob up and down. God, it's so annoying. The joke was mediocre--it was like a political cartoon, "heh heh, uhh" funny.

PaperBat- was the worst. Self-parody is not funny when you actually animate like dick.

So, the moral of this story is...

GET A TUTOR.

MeatwadSprite responds:

tutor my dick