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Goddammit!

Fuck! I thought the Kitty Krew was first for stirring up hate in Newgrounds, but goddammit you guys are terrible.

First of all, the graphics are horrid. The JPEG quality for the sprites wasn't even good. The animation was equally horrid, full of tweens and uneased movements reminiscent of a toddler learning how to walk, but suddenly he realizes that he only has one leg. It wasn't even funny at all. At least the Kitty Krew knew how to be funny, you guys are just fucking around.

PaperBat's part was the worst. It was obvious he was trying to imitate Alvin-Earthworm, but failed it. As was DavidZX, who doesn't know how to work flash and decided to take a shit on MS Paint. MeatwadSprite's was also the worst, because it was like Family Guy in how his sketch just kept going on, and on, and on, and on. Electric Oceans was also a prime example of how NOT to tween or be funny. Dante's was slightly funny, but then he ruined it. Khaner's was horrid beyond belief.

So here's the constructive part of this review:

GET A TUTOR.

Terrible.

It didn't have a message to it, and the animation was half-assed at best. It was so boring to watch, and it wasn't funny, dramatic, or anything. It was just lines. Moving around. For eternity. That's it.

Matt2k8 responds:

Yeah, but take into consideration the effort and time taken to make it. It seems you are also a animater. So... You should know the hard work put into stuff. Please, next time, review something properly; taking everything into consideration.

Terrible.

Unfunny, low quality, and poorly animated.

I lol'd

Hard.

Terrible.

The animation was choppy, and the whole thing was basically a loop. And it wasn't even a loop of good animation or graphics, just a loop of crappy motion tweens and a look-at-me-im-kawaii cat.

You finally made it.

well it wasn't as horrible as I expected, but it was really boring. The animation was nice and all, but the whole limited-room concept doesn't make for a good movie. My advice is to just dump the whole idea of making a line-line collab.

Voiceover responds:

I finally made it? It came out in January. have you perhaps confused this with the Line Life Collab 2 or Frame 5?

Good animation, but soo stupid.

you really milked out the whole balloon thing for everything it got. The part where he just floats away is funny, and so is the ending with the giraffe, but come on.

"You've not got an inflated ego HAHHA geddit he's a balloon of course he's inflated!!! You're not full of hot air HAHAHA he IS full of air hahah!!! And you've got your head in the clouds HAHAHa that's not a good thing also he's a balloon ahahhaha!!!"

But the animation was pretty nice. Overall, this would've been much better if you cut the bullshit next time and get to the funny part.

Not that great, though.

The animation was great, and so was the accurate cooking mama style of the flash, but the only part that I really laughed at was the toast part. Other than that I liked it.

hahahaha

I loved it. Graphics were simple, but it was pretty funny. I loved the "all computers are shit and will break down just to piss you off." part.

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