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[Dimlight]

pretty uninteresting.

The idea is what makes everyone vote 5 on this. I know that you're trying to say "twilight is boring and stupid and has bland characters", but you could try expressing that message through a funny script or a short or something, not just a video that says "oh. edward. i-don't ...deserve to...live!" It's boring that way.

This parody was so poorly made that it was annoying to watch. Before you say "oh well Twilight is annoying that's what I was trying to say", let me point out that pissing the audience off over something you're pissed off about isn't a good way to say your message.

so, tl;dr- boring, uninteresting, and overrated. improve the script and it'll be less annoying. also, points for the animation; that was pretty okay.

Bogswallop responds:

Well thanks for being honest and the compliment on the animation. But I have to disagree on you on it being a poor parody. I think I hit the nail on the head concerning the dialogue used in the books and film, which was the main target of my movie.

[The ALL Sprites Collab]

This is a horrible idea.

This will inevitably get passed simply because it involves sprites. The idea is unoriginal, and most of it was unfunny. My advice to you is to just drop the whole sprite thing in general, and move onto FBF.

segaplaya responds:

if you dont like sprites/collabs/ or just people wanting to get experience and have fun. then dont wathc the friggin movie in the first place. and dont say i didnt give sprite haters a big warning it was a sprote movie. *hint at title*

[Bunnykill 4]

This flash takes itself too seriously.

The animation is nice and satisfying, but the whole plot is way too predictable. The generic "sensei-san bossman" uses a move to make clones that shows three chinese characters -- another mark of a conceited flash animator -- and in the end the girl ends up taking the bullet. This whole series is too cliche. The one thing that got me was how right before each character used a "final ultimate move" you would see a cut-in of an anime version of them that was horribly drawn.

And in the end, the bunny turns into a fucking super saiyan! What?! I'm sure that if you had voice acting, when the bunny changed back to normal, you would say "I don't know what came over me... Did I really KILL that sensei japanese sama okaasan?!" because this series is THAT predictable.

Again, you need to take yourself less seriously. This whole "dramatic japanese" effect would be better if you actually, umm, animated. It doesn't work with Madness-style motion tweens, only with well timed FBF.

Although the effects were good, it leaves the viewer thinking "uhh...What? Heh-heh...huh?" Seriously.

Mottis responds:

Thanks for you honest opinion. Theres just something I have to point out.

I don't use tweens, in fact I hate using tweens.
90% of the movements you see in this movie is done fbf.
I only use tweens when it's absolutely necessary.

[Asaroki 01- The Outsider]

Hilarious!!

Hahaha. I love how the animation is so purposely bad. The shading is just the right amount of awful, and the tweening was so blocky that I couldn't stop from laughing out loud. I nearly fell off my chair when the purple-eyed kid said "huh?" and raised his eyes up to his forehead. I especially liked how you split every single body part into a conspicuous symbol, so a whole arm would have 5 circles where the fingertips, fingers, hands, forearms, and shoulder were.

This is a great message to fanimators who can't draw. Kudos to you.

ArtistGamerGal responds:

Stop watching my videos if you hate them so much. I know you like sitting on your little soap box talking about what you think you know about animation, but you haven't submitted anything that says you have the skills to back it up. Some people are just learning and trying to have fun. Learn to check where you're standing before you open your mouth.

[Sprite A Day: 36]

Terrible.

I'll do this by part.

Dante- His was slightly funny, but he ruins it by including "keyboard cat lololol" for 5 minutes.

MeatwadSprite- It was just a loop of someguy turning around and around, then getting punched. That's not funny.

SupaPeeves- was probably the funniest, but again it's ruined by the horrid animation and overtweening.

Khawner- his part was TERRIBLY overtweened. Even when the sprite was moving, he had to make it bob up and down. God, it's so annoying. The joke was mediocre--it was like a political cartoon, "heh heh, uhh" funny.

PaperBat- was the worst. Self-parody is not funny when you actually animate like dick.

So, the moral of this story is...

GET A TUTOR.

MeatwadSprite responds:

tutor my dick

[Teh Dot Trilogy: Collab]

Terrible.

It didn't have a message to it, and the animation was half-assed at best. It was so boring to watch, and it wasn't funny, dramatic, or anything. It was just lines. Moving around. For eternity. That's it.

Matt2k8 responds:

Yeah, but take into consideration the effort and time taken to make it. It seems you are also a animater. So... You should know the hard work put into stuff. Please, next time, review something properly; taking everything into consideration.

[Frame 4: An FBF collab]

You finally made it.

well it wasn't as horrible as I expected, but it was really boring. The animation was nice and all, but the whole limited-room concept doesn't make for a good movie. My advice is to just dump the whole idea of making a line-line collab.

Voiceover responds:

I finally made it? It came out in January. have you perhaps confused this with the Line Life Collab 2 or Frame 5?

[Line, Line, Line!]

Pointless and stupid.

What's the point? Oh, right. It's about sentient lines fighting with eachother and making love.

The animation was horrible, and there was no plot at all. It was boring and full of stupid.

KindMuffin responds:

And your boring

[Line, Line, Line 2]

Horrid.

The fbf was horribly done, and the whole thing had no plot or point at all. Furthermore, it was incredibly short at only 10 seconds long. The graphics were shoddy and hard to look at. Even my nooby friend who just started Flash can do better than this.

KindMuffin responds:

Bitch

[Mario Number 1 Million]

That was pretty awesome.

Brilliant animation, and it was also pretty funny. Severely underrated, imo. 5/5

nicksoul responds:

thanks